键盘侠|只看评论区还以为火箭倒第三！威少人称小克里斯·邓恩

随着舆论不断扩散，“键盘侠|只看评论区还以为火箭倒第三！威少人称小克里斯·邓恩”逐渐成为社交平台上的热词。以下为本次事件的主要概况：

[赛后帖]🏀火箭力克快船 杜兰特26+6 伦纳德24+8 马瑟林首秀13中4

双方数据：

火箭（33-19）：杜兰特26分6板3助3断、申京22分7板5助、谢泼德16分6板4助、阿门16分6板1助、史密斯13分10板3助、伊森6分5板1助、芬尼-史密斯3分1板2助、卡佩拉3板2帽

快船（25-28）：伦纳德24分8板3助、科林斯17分8板1助、马瑟林9分7板4助3断、米勒9分4板2助、洛佩斯7分2板、邓恩6分2板7助4断、琼斯6分1板2帽、杰克逊5分1板、班顿4分1板2助、尼德豪泽3分4板2帽、华盛顿3分1板1助、桑德斯2分4板4助、克里斯蒂2板

[–]San Diego ClippersInTheMorning_Nightss 22 points 3 hours ago

Dunn is so hilarious. He had 3 steals in a row resulting in: sailing a pass that Kawhi had to save, getting blocked by the rim, and then throwing it to DJJ with weird spacing leading to it getting poked away. But he also killed our momentum by having Miller roll the ball in, then INSISTING Miller pick it up resulting in a turnover and an additional score for Houston to end the 3rd. His defense is genuinely elite, and he actually can make some things happen on offense, but he has some insanely low offensive IQ.

快船球迷：邓恩真是太逗了。他连续 3 次抢断，结果分别是：传了一个伦纳德必须去救的飞球，上篮被篮筐盖了，然后传给位置很尴尬的德里克・琼斯导致球被捅掉。而且他还毁了我们的势头，当时米勒发边线球让球滚进场内，邓恩非要坚持让米勒去把球捡起来，结果导致失误，让火箭在第三节结束前又得了一分。 他的防守确实是顶级的，他在进攻端也能搞出点动静，但这进攻球商真是低得离谱。

[–]ClippersAshenSacrifice 5 points 3 hours ago

Lmao for sure not a two way player 😂

快船球迷：笑死，肯定不是个双向（攻防兼备）球员😂

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 5 points 3 hours ago

His signature play is getting an improbable steal then immediately turning the ball over back to the other team to give up an easy transition basket.

快船球迷：他的招牌操作就是完成一次不可思议的抢断，然后立马把球失误还给对面，送对面一个轻松的转换得分。

[–]Clippersclayfu 3 points 3 hours ago

When Dunn dribbles for 20 seconds and blindly dives to the rim for an epic miss gives me Westbrook flashbacks

快船球迷：当邓恩运球 20 秒然后无脑冲进内线来个史诗级打铁时，这让我回想起了威斯布鲁克。

[–]San Diego ClippersInTheMorning_Nightss 4 points 3 hours ago

Yep. We’re pretty awful in transition, but that was like BAD. End of the day, we lost because we couldn’t hit shit from 3 and the Rockets could. Don’t hate the loss, but boy are we rough to watch when Kawhi isn’t on fire. We pretty sorely need Garland or someone to organize our offense better. Mathurin should help when his shot starts to fall, but we have a few too many possessions where the team just can’t get into any action and we take horrendous shots.

快船球迷：没错。我们的转换进攻很烂，但这简直是烂透了。归根结底，我们输球是因为我们三分球投不进，而火箭能投进。 不讨厌这场失利，但当伦纳德手感不火热时，我们的比赛真难看。我们非常需要加兰或者其他人来更好地组织进攻。马瑟林手感开了之后会有帮助，但我们有太多回合根本跑不出战术，只能进行糟糕的投篮。

[–]ClippersJimmy0034 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah it is rough to watch when Kawhi is not on fire, I am not even sure if we have enough even if Garland comes back. I didnt like Mathurin shots selection in that game, He took like 2-3 long 2s that was driving me crazy. Also the young trio is very inconsistent, One game they are good next game they are struggling

快船球迷：是啊，伦纳德不爆发的时候比赛确实难看，我甚至不确定就算加兰回来我们够不够强。我不喜欢马瑟林这场比赛的投篮选择，他投了大概 2-3 个长两分，看得我抓狂。而且那个年轻三人组非常不稳定，一场好一场坏的。

[–]Clipperszggystardust71 2 points 2 hours ago

He's been trying to create his own shot more and it's not going great. He's a better spot up 3 and mid range shooter. But his defense is top level. That inbound play was such a brain fart by Miller and Dunn.

快船球迷：邓恩一直试着更多地自主创造投篮机会，但效果不好。他更适合接球投三分和中距离。但他的防守是顶级的。 那个发球配合简直是米勒和邓恩的脑抽时刻。

[–]San Diego ClippersInTheMorning_Nightss 3 points 2 hours ago

I’m not blaming miller on that. You could see Miller trying to get Dunn to grab it, but Dunn kept saying no.

快船球迷：我不怪米勒。你能看到米勒想让邓恩去拿球，但邓恩一直说不。

[–]Clipperszggystardust71 2 points 2 hours ago

Yea, it was definitely on Dunn. But Miller knew he couldn't pick it up and still did. No win for Miller.

快船球迷：是啊，这绝对怪邓恩。但米勒知道他不能捡球却还是捡了。米勒这也是没办法。

[–]San Diego ClippersInTheMorning_Nightss 1 point 2 hours ago

It is because the ball was literally rolling out of bounds and also towards the defense. You could see him looking at Dunn and the coaching staff. This is simply not on him, because it would have been a turnover one way or another.

快船球迷：那是因为球眼看就要滚出界了，而且是滚向防守方。你能看到他在看邓恩和教练组。 这真的不能怪他，因为不管怎样这都会是一个失误。

[–]nonetimeaccount 146 points 4 hours ago

SOMETIMES YOU, SOMETIMES ME, SOMETIMES DFS ACTUALLY MAKES A 3 LIGHT WORK FOR ALL-STAR ALPI KD SPOTTED THEM A HALF JUST TO MAKE IT INTERESTING REED GAVE US WHAT WE NEED BARI GAVE US THE FIRST QUARTER KEVIN COULDN'T AMEN MADE A 3! SHOUT OUT CORNER KING PJ TUCKER DONDE ESTA OKOGIE? LET'S RUN IT RIGHT BACK GAMECUBE. NINTENDO

火箭球迷：有时候是你进，有时候是我进，有时候芬尼-史密斯竟然真的进了个三分。 对于全明星申京来说简直是小菜一碟。 杜兰特让了对面半场，纯粹是为了让比赛有点悬念。 谢泼德提供了我们所需要的火力。 贾巴里·史密斯在第一节打出了凯文没打出的表现。 阿门投进三分球了！ 致敬底角之王PJ·塔克。 奥科吉去哪儿了？ 让我们再冲一次。 GAMECUBE. NINTENDO。（休斯顿经典说唱梗，赢球口号）

[–]Briand2714 59 points 4 hours ago

PJ PULLED UP CAUSE HE SAW THE AMOUNT OF OPEN CORNER THREES DFS GETS 🫡 3 SEED

火箭球迷：PJ·塔克之所以出现，是因为他看到了芬尼-史密斯能得到那么多底角大空位三分的机会🫡。 西部第三！

[–]Lizpy6688 36 points 4 hours ago

Alpy recognized your sacrifice fallenangel

火箭球迷：申京认可了你的牺牲，堕落天使。

[–]Dull-Character733 17 points 4 hours ago Ime when talking about Reed, “decent all around” When talking about DFS “he was really good tonight”

火箭球迷：乌度卡谈到谢泼德时说：“各方面表现还行”，谈到芬尼-史密斯时却说：“他今晚真的很棒”。

[–]RocketsSc0rch1ngDr4g0n 19 points 4 hours ago

2nd time in 2 years the Clippers 3rd strings started to come back when the Rockets were at home lmao. SO to Dalano Banton when he was putting up stats against us on the Blazers last year.

火箭球迷：两年内第二次快船的第三阵容在火箭主场开始追分了哈哈。 致敬达拉诺・班顿，去年他在开拓者打我们时刷了不少数据。

[–]RocketsNigelSexMachine 14 points 4 hours ago

Ime Udoka always got that "the fuck you doing" look on his face whenever the team misses plenty or don't box out lmao

火箭球迷：每当球队投丢很多球或者不卡位抢板时，艾米・乌度卡脸上总是挂着那种 “你们他妈在搞什么飞机” 的表情哈哈。

[–]Raptorsheat_fan_ 11 points 4 hours ago

Sengun with a solid game Not the best shooting night but KD still played well

猛龙球迷：申京打得不错。 虽然投篮手感不是最好，但杜兰特依然打得很好。

[–]RocketsEbenezerAD 20 points 4 hours ago

3rd seed baby!

火箭球迷：西部第三，宝贝！

[–]Rocketsfree_reezy 13 points 3 hours ago

If you just went off the discourse in the sub, you’d think we were 3rd in lottery odds lmao

火箭球迷：如果你只看区里的讨论，你会以为我们是乐透赔率榜倒数第三呢哈哈。

[–]RocketsEbenezerAD 4 points 3 hours ago

I do not get near our sub whenever we lose lmao

火箭球迷：每当我们输球我就根本不进专区哈哈。

[–]NBALmao1903 [score hidden] 17 minutes ago

Without Fred and Adams as well btw. With Sengun missing time and playing injured, Tari missing time.

球迷：顺便说一句，这还是在没有范弗里特和亚当斯的情况下。申京缺阵又带伤打，伊森也缺阵。

[–][LAC] Patrick BeverleyEthanHuntBroMichael 6 points 3 hours ago

Great win Rockets. Go out and celebrate until the morning.

快船球迷：火箭赢得漂亮。出去庆祝到天亮吧。

[–]ClippersTechnoGauss 1 point 1 hour ago

2015 playoffs still haunt me :(

快船球迷：2015 年季后赛依然是我的梦魇 :(。

[–]Sensitive_Worry2499 6 points 3 hours ago

Sengun-Durant duo too much for Kawhi

球迷：申京 - 杜兰特组合对伦纳德来说太难顶了。

[–]lovingkindness301 5 points 3 hours ago

Missing the Harden/Zu connection

球迷：想念哈登和祖巴茨的连线了。

[–]San Diego ClippersInTheMorning_Nightss 8 points 3 hours ago

3-6 in West is a mess. Then 8-10 is literally just a bunch of mediocre teams with LAC/GSW/POR, all being basically forced into those spots because the other 5 teams are egregiously tamking.

快船球迷：西部第 3 到第 6 名乱成一锅粥。然后第 8 到第 10 名就是一堆平庸的球队，快船、勇士、开拓者基本上是被迫待在这个位置，因为其他 5 支球队摆烂得太离谱了。

[–]HawksSpecialist_Office274 4 points 3 hours ago

That’s how the east has been for the last couple seasons. Bottom 5 teams complete ass and the hawks/heat/bulls having their yearly play in games cuz of it

老鹰球迷：过去几个赛季东部就是这样。倒数 5 支球队烂得彻底，导致老鹰、热火、公牛因为这个年年打附加赛。

[–]RocketsZeta1Reticuli 1 point 4 hours ago

4th quarter offense looked a lot less stagnant than before. Love the ball movement and incorporation of Reed into the offense by having him bring up the ball more often. In the past he would handoff the ball and just stand in the corner or wing waiting for an open 3.

火箭球迷：第四节进攻看起来比以前流畅多了。喜欢这种球的转移，也喜欢让谢泼德更多地运球过半场融入进攻。以前他只会手递手传球，然后站在底角或侧翼等空位三分。

[–]Glittering-Craft-161 4 points 4 hours ago

Kawhi saw kobe sanders bring up the basketball and decided nah ts ain't worth trying

球迷：伦纳德看到科比・桑德斯运球过半场，心想算了，这比赛不值得拼命。

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